• theoldgreymare@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    “You’re the fuckwad that took the splinter out of my foot but didn’t clean the wound. It got infected so I was too slow to avoid being captured. The zoo cured me, but now I’m locked up in here for the rest of my life with Ugly Karen and Stupid Marge trying to get me to mate with them. Die, you worthless piece of shit!”