1. Connect to Laptop
2. Start adb
3. Flash phone
4. Install [distro]
5. Profit

Damn, I guess you need a new phone.

You don’t exit Vim. Only Vim exits you.

There should be a hardware reset pin hole somewhere near the place where PIN/SD cards are placed. It was designed specifically for VIM users. Hold it with a narrow object.

EDIT: typo

Force stop the app!! Turn off the phone!! Throw it into Mordor! Its literally the only way

Obviously, you need to feed the cow first!