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One of the things I do when I get up to go to another room is check to make sure I have my phone. In case I get lost. This is not a joke.
I just tie a rope around myself and something in the room the room I came from.
I did this but I stopped after I got up to go to the bathroom and ended up in a park being chased by one of my lamps.
This is basically the second plot arc of Everything You Know Is Wrong by Weird Al Yankovic.