• hperrin@lemmy.ca
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    1 day ago

    If you walk away with a hand full of dog shit, you did not win at whatever you were doing.

    • wisely@feddit.org
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      14 hours ago

      I live in an urban area and everyone hates this one guy who just moved into the area. He never picks up the poop, neighbors are all pissed writing his landlord and everything.

      There’s only one tiny patch of grass on the edge of the parking lot and it’s completely covered by his dogs poop. The poop doesn’t go anywhere and just piles up and now the other people with dogs have no grass to use.

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      2 days ago

      I think you’re ascribing a moralistic principle to a comic that is intended more for shock value than anything else.

      There is no lesson to be had here, and searching for one will only lead to madness.

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      2 days ago

      The implication was that the absurd comic is meant to evoke arguing in the comments

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        it doesn’t seem likes it’s been very effective at that so far. anyone up for an argument in the comments?

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          2 days ago

          I saw you at the grocery store and you didn’t put your cart away

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              2 days ago

              The waitress saw me do it.

              When I walked out of the restaurant, I told her “my name is affiliate@lemmy.world and you can go fuck yourself”

              So you should probably avoid red lobster for a while

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                that waitress was my sister and she knows me better than that. they got your name from the card you used and put you on red lobsters most wanted list. you might want to lay low for a while.

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                  1 day ago

                  I live on this shit and will not stop until I’m caught or killed.

                  I will consume as many cheddar biscuits as I can

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      There’s at least one in my neighborhood, I think more, that have left piles in my yard. I need to set up a camera so I can rehydrate and aggressively return to the sender’s front door.