No one makes christmas lists that are short like Gaston!
Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?
Suck an egg!
What, you egg?
Stabs him
I would like a carton of eggs for Christmas.
I would like a carton of eggs for Christmas.
I would like a carton of eggs for Christmas.
All I want for Christmas is a carton of eggs.
I would like a carton of eggs for Christmas.
This is what happens when you downsize the team responsible for auto generating these responses
Fuck you, Google. I wanted two cartons.
Just click both autoreply suggestions at the same time.
Do you think I’m made of mice?!
This is the plot synopsis of my sci-fi screenplay
you could reply twice
AI is tryna tell you something. Go all in on eggs and hodl
It predicted they will get super expensive 🫰.
Mayonegg
For a second I thought “love, mom” was a reply. Things are not as bad as they could have been!
