In my opinion, the number one reason that guy is objectively and unequivocally not hot is the fact he is not wearing a seat belt.
For me is the sunglasses, they’re ugly af
Yea that style died out in the 2010’s.
I’ll never understand who the fuck cares about what’s currently “in style”, and why. It has to fit the person, not the society.
I do concur about the missing seatbelt though. Makes him look ugly.
I only agree with style in so far as pointing out what has fallen out of style. As many, many things are stupid fads that should have never been “cool” in the first place.
Apparently nobody in Alberta got the memo.
I mean, Alberta is filled with backwoods dipshits that pretend to be US citizens from 10 years ago, so…
I guess get ready for Alberta’s Donald Trump soon?
“Two burgers and some fry, thanks”
He didn’t order a hot guy though, so why would he get a discount?
The comic strip never shows what he ordered. There’s a chance!
I live in Kansas City. The closest ocean is 750 miles away. I want to punch every single driver I see with salt life on their car…
For the longest time I thought it said slut life. I laughed very hard when I found out the truth. I still call it that when I see one. And yeah, I hate them as well.
Sounds like a shirt idea lol. Kinda like “south butt” being a parody of north face.
I still own my South Butt coat! It’s somewhat tattered now and thus not worn, but I loved the raised eyebrows when people read the logo and it didn’t say what they thought it would.
As someone who lives on the coast I never see that. I assumed it was a desert thing, like Nevada or whatever lol.
Salt, as in ‘salt water,’ life.
But lizards do have salt flats and the shirts spread faster than the knowledge of what the fuck a salt life is so…
It’s just a sticker for your F250.
I lived in the southeast near the coast and these stickers were everywhere. Now I live in the PNW and they’re nowhere to be seen. And yet, Confederate flags are semi regular and I fear I will never escape the sound of mainstream country music…
They really want you to know that they went to the beach once, and they might do it again.
Only 750 miles? I figured KC would have to be like 1000-1200 from an ocean
Did you forget about the Gulf of Mexico?
Yup. Visited Galveston last year.
No, I just wasn’t thinking of it as an ocean since ocean isn’t in the name
I think it’s generally considered part of the Atlantic. Or at least that’s how I think of it.
SIR, THIS IS A WENDY’S
That;s just mean.
Himbos have feelings too
Agree. Also the whole concept of a hot guy discount is mean.
What if they give it to every guy to make them feel better :³
That might work for most guys - unfair to women though.
Women can get the discount if they bring a guy with them.
my pasty, fat, goblin lookin’ ass pulling up sweating my balls off becsuse it’s 102 outside and my A/C is busted
Fuck… I’m so damn hot! 😩🥵 What? Half off? Siiiick!
“No, I want to know about the discount on the hot guy”
I don’t get it. What’s the joke?
Man’s not hot
Never hot
Two plus two is four
Minus one that’s three, quick maths
He doesn’t get the discount.
It’s subjective. The discount depends on whoever is running the window. Whoever they think is hot gets the discount.
I thought it was a viral marketing campaign: no one actually gets the discount it’s just funny watching guys ask for it.
