I’m going Orange. I feel like all of the others would naturally follow.
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Black one for sure. You could get away with some amazing heists/pranks/achievements.
And they’ll be waiting for you in Tarana Albania, every time.
Spawn camping
You get a 5 second invulnerability when you spawn though, so just start blastin
Everywhere? The first thing I would do is take a 3 month vacation and scout the entire city.
Best chances are to bribe the politicians and police, then you can get away with a lot.
Showing up with armfuls of bribes each time should help.
Staying anonymous would be the best way though, especially if your goings try it more than once.
Nobody said your stuff teleports. Just you. Don’t be greedy.
That goes for clothes too. So you arrive nude.
It didn’t say that anywhere. Next thing is that the dog doesn’t actually speak Cantonese but only understands it.
This is like the inverse of the trope of genies twisting your wish around.
Black. I could do anything far away from Albania, teleport there, have three cctv cameras and 9 guys at a pub confirm was there having a drink with them in the evening the 23rd and could definitely not have been robbing a jewelery store in Copenhagen at the same time.
Cantonese speaking dog is the obvious choice. Far more impressive than anything else here.
I would 1000% learn Cantonese and have conversations with my dog.
And prank it asking what sauce they prefer
One time I was in Spain and I found 5 Australian dollars on the floor in a train station. I picked it up and pocketed it. The same day, I climbed a bell tower in some museum/remains and was chilling up there for half an hour, without anybody else coming up. Eventually another person came up and said hi. Recognised they were Australian so I asked them if they wanted 5 dollars and they said “…yeah?” And I gave it to them. No explanation.
I laugh sometimes thinking of the story from their perspective, climbing a Spanish bell tower and meeting an English guy at the top who hands them 5AUD, like a NPC in an RPG.
Teleporting to Albania seems OP, I’d definitely take it.
Red.
Simply say “oh, its a full moon tonight?” Then look at them with your now piercingly red eyes and state “I must leave, immediately.”
Get out of any social situation and you can get your friends to think you’re hiding some big secret. Win win.
Why bother if you could simply teleport to Tirana and back afterwards ?
There’s no “and back” included
Oh, shit. Good catch. I almost died.
Happy to help, Happened to me already. Monkey’s paw -ass meme
Uhmmmm can I also teleport back from Albania? If so, then sure. I hate travelling so I never really go far, being able to go to Albania and back at the blink of an eye would be chill. Going for a nice lunch walk and then teleport back. Otherwise I’ll go with the eye colour I guess, the rest is useless.
Luol heads up the South Sudan Basketball Federation now. That’s noble as fuck and I’d absolutely sit down with this guy and listen to his story.
Also there’s a chance he’d buy. I’m all about a free McChicken.
There’s a lot of room for interpretation with purple, but 80 million people speak Cantonese. I would be a fool not to take it.
Talking dog, it’s so obviously talking dog
The black pill.
You can just TP to Tirana if you are in a situation that is more dangerous than being in Albania. Which doesn’t happen often but you’d be very glad to have chosen this if something that bad ever happened to you
“Albanian Transporter” would be a pretty sick nickname of an assassin whose movements seem to defy the laws of physics.
TOOL? QB, XFL? (Luol Deng?) Are those Chinese abbreviations (and celebrity)?
And teleport back back, right?
… Right?
I didn’t take it that way. It’s still super useful. Bribe their government to not say shit and try to keep a low profile. I don’t know how fucked your passport would look though…
5 bucks is 5 bucks
except not in australia
