It’s just the truth, water washes away lubrication. I would be interested to know how thats different for uncircumcised individuals though.

No, why would it be? Water is the anti-lubricant

I do have a favorite series of spatulas. I won’t mention them cause I don’t want to advertise but they are excellent silicone spatulas. I have 3 of them, each different shapes and sizes. Ah it so excellent

should’ve had following distance.

Edit: heck I bet most consumer grade routers DHCP servers would choke after the first 255 clients (probably much sooner) just from having to change subnets. I’m not a networkologist though so IDK for sure

As somewhat of a networkologist I can say that most home routers use the 192.168.something.x IP range. With a subnet mask of 255.255.255.0, this means that you could put 253 devices on the network (2 of the IPs aren’t usable for devices). After that, you would have to change your subnet mask to something larger, which is easily doable in router config. However, a home router likely wouldn’t work well with even just 100 devices connected. WiFi is also half duplex, meaning it can only send or receive, but not both at the same time. This would make the speed unbearably slow. You would really need multiple access points to have this many devices.

Counterpoint to 2: I’m just paranoid

Exactly. Back in my day we culled people with lead and asbestos. Nowadays any old random can stay alive and the world is crumbling!!! /s

You’re made of food

The thing is… we do have space travel.

I saw schooler and read it as “shooter”. I think I have american brainrot

$999,999,999 is just fine though!

Better than $450 billion, gotta start somewhere

Unless you’re me who uses an OpenWRT router connected to wifi, plugged into my laptop via Ethernet

Well yeah, don’t drink leaded gasoline of course, just the unleaded flavor

Plastic is made from petroleum. Petroleum is natural and good for you. I use a 1/4 tsp of petroleum in my water for flavor and I turned out fine.

Fennec (mobile Firefox clone)

It’s not a Firefox clone, it is Firefox.

I thought that was America jorkin’ it at first glance.

It was stabbing

How about you try getting a male and female pet and do a little study on how small the intervals in between litters really are.

Or just spay and neuter

I mean it is the truth. Bad things can happen to people, and people should put more thought into that before having kids

Deuteronomy more like Neuteronomy

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout

down came the rain and washed the spider out

but vice versa