I’ve graduated from the Squidward school of hard knocks but Im trying to model myself as more of a Squilliam these days.

Any idea where the Squilliam School of Applied Fuckery is located?

Idk man there is a reason silver is always second

Emerald was the best pokemon game of all time

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Better scream something at them right before:

“Hail Satan”

“My woke mind virus must spread”

“I bathe thee in communist red”

Y’know something along those lines

Remember the last 8 months of political bullshit

Ravioli Ravioli let me leave the simuoli

You might be surprised to learn that words often have different meanings and sometimes they can be nouns or adjectives

My grandmother called me a braindead bastard once when i was like…9

Neither of those adjectives were applicaple to me considering i was in the gifted courses in school and her son is my father who had already married my mother when they had me

Did you see Regis this morning?

Ok but how did the mustard seed popcorn taste?

Ok but Chivalry II is the best multiplayer game of all time

What other game can you throw a peasant at an enemy knight for the kill

I wish i had a train of thought.

Mine is more like a racquet ball of thought

Bros 'tism yearns for the smithy

Im more on the

“I need you to repeat that second half because something you said in the first half sent me down an entirely different line of thinking and i stopped listening to you and only pretended to”

Side of things

No one is asking you what your favorite medieval weapon is?

You’re not playing enough Chivalry II

Heavy Mace son

Vinland saga

Im sure there are games that wouldnt even work so i technically didnt even play them but ill list a couple of games that i tried playing, hated, and uninstalled almost immediately

They both had the same problem.

Days gone and Red Dead Redemption 2.

I tried to force myself into enjoying rdr2 because it was supposedly that good. For the first few hours i kept asking myself when does the game start? When do i actually get to play?

Days gone i only made it maybe an hour before i quit and uninstalled.

I want to play a game not watch an interactive movie

Me throwing grapes:

Flight of the conchords

Cinematic masterpiece

My favorite part is all of the background minions bopping along

The music video for Genghis Khan by Miike snow