Democrats in Congress:

MacArthur would be proud.

“Submit to the skintone inspection!”

I wonder if any of them have seen No Escape?

Looks like someone got a job on the Three Letter campaign.

Oh no…

Our house has a partial park view. It’s nice. And, in about 3 years we’ll have a full park view because the pipeline running through the city is undermining the foundation of every house in the neighborhood and we’re all slowly sliding into the park.

But you’re going to be fine…

Do you think that if Nick Offerman talked to Trump, he could get him to fire everyone in the executive branch and then resign?

I know what I’m about.

Broken clock, yadda yadda…

I can’t pick a favorite.

They’re all neat.

A signal that they are a rube, and that they will spend all their money on useless things.

It’s a pigeon flag.

Basilisk. A memetic kill-code embeded in an image that shuts off the brain.

I love that ICE is such a bunch of shriveled nutsacks that they have to send in Gary from Accounting to come bail their asses out.

Disney writer #1: Let’s make a Tower of Babel parable, but set it space!

Disney writer #2: Are we going to end the movie with the antagonist being sent to actual-factual Hell?

Disney writer #1: You fucking know it!

It was inherited from Zoroastrianrism.

This is your yearly reminder to check your jumper settings.

Same rules as dealing with wolves.

No eye contact.

No smiling.

No sudden moves.

No sandwiches.

Displacement is a hell of a coping mechanism.

Until it isn’t.