I bedazzle my butthole then leave a couple interesting treats inside to keep their attention.

Another lazy both sides take on a situation where it’s playing out in real time which side is actually evil.

One day old account and the first and only post is some shitty rage bait?

Norm MacDonald wins for the best The View segment always and forever.

Cuomo will always be second place to that troll.

They’re not that burnt I personally wouldn’t call them charcoal.

Damn that’s way better then what Soros is paying me.

Keeping Lemmy Facebook.

Wow you’re high.

MFW we find out that the shooter is a Republican that’s mad about Charlie’s about _face on Epstein.

I don’t think they’d care.

There all these negative comments on here like she wouldn’t have been a million times better than Trump and probably even as good as Obama.

Leftists are too busy giving themselves and everyone else a black eye to see reality for what it is.

What you didn’t tie your wife up in the basement for six months?

Lucky it took me six months to get the proper level of stockholm syndrome into my now wife.

Are you still friend zoned?

Sideways obviously.

What’s the potatoe density and does the angle of the property reflect the zero sq ft at the earths core to the light year or does it remain constant at 1200 sq ft per foot each way?

Still missing key information.

Is his house his whole property?

That’s missing key information.

Only the first inch though after that it’s fresh.

Isn’t that the preacher zone?