Based on the leaf in the pot, methinks that was chikorita

Also: you paid for that shit, damn well gonna eat it while its out there.

Yep! Very different product though. So much less greasy feeling, better crunch, less cheetoh fingers. i think the trader joes version is about $2 for a bag?

Trader Joes are so much better than the Aldi ones IMO

think “i should do that”

pay money to do the thing

procrastinate doing the thing

guilt yourself into doing the thing

actually do the thing

⬇️ I AM HERE ⬇️

Be mad at yourself for not doing the thing sooner

They are to prevent condensation from damaging the surface beneath them.

Something something Mitch Mcconnel M-preg

Bold of you to assume he knows who most of them are.

Pretty sure thats “relief that its over”, not “accomplishment”

Is this a rehash of whole “pizza deliveries to the pentagon” thing?

You also aren’t supposed to aim directly at people but bounce them off the ground, IIRC

shrug i cook for myself because it generally tastes better than a good 80% of restaurants in my area, usually for less money. My finances are (thankfully) not so tight that I’m calculating how much it costs to keep an oven on for 30 minutes.

What? The communications app owned by Facebook is using data from other Facebook owned platforms to target ads? Who could have ever seen this coming!

“Relaxing (adjective)” could be literally anything and will never be consistently the same things.

“Relaxing (verb)” is a foreign concept

I… I’m pretty sure kissanime has been dead for years now at this point??

I went to the dentist for the first time in like, a decade? Teeth are great somehow, my god the plaque build up tho. Best described as “chunky”. Need to schedule more appointments with some other forms of medical professionals.

Hah! As if the teachers would let you sit in the back. Up front, dead center.

!remindme 1 month /s

Safety Squints: Activated.

Its depressing that this is considered newsworthy, and not utterly embarrassing for both parties involved to resort to middle school one-upping.