It was never about bombs. It’s so they can catch you with a gram of weed.

I want to learn how to increase my net raisin.

Fuddrucker’s

“Rest stops? Where we’re going we don’t need rest stops.”

I remember being on GeoCities or Lycos and just incrementing the site number to see different sites.

Star Trek, Star Wars, Lego, PORN!

“The council will decide your fate.”

If a paramedic saves my life, I am very thankful to them. I don’t care that the only reason they were there is because they’re paid to be there, humanitarian work on all levels deserves acknowledgement.

Growing up: “Robert E. Lee was a good man who fought on the losing side.”

As an adult: “Robert E. Lee was a Confederate and supported slavery.”

Reading a PugJesus post about Robert E. Lee: 🤮

the Avatar game (the blue kind, not the airbender kind)

That’s my unexpected laugh for the day.

“Oh, well you see, your desire to be good is due to a chemical imbalance in your brain blah blah blah, it represents an inferiority complex whatever something else, and you’re have an innate fear of what other people will think of you yadda yadda yadda-“

Me: “Good!”

Conclusion: spreadsheets corrupt human empathy.

If Microsoft in any way insinuates that people want to use Windows 11, I’m going to punch them in the neck.

The Isekai goddess has returned.

Stay away from my family!

“We’ve completely combed the wreckage and there is no sign of a nude drawing of Kate Winslet.”

flashbacks to the early days of Imgur

that.gif

“THIS ISN’T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!”

Meanwhile in the kitchen

LIFT THE LID BEFORE YOU PEE

That’s awesome, the stability part.

Growing up, I remember being told to stop using the air conditioner during the day by the city. And, in extreme cases, rolling blackouts that lasted for minutes at a time just to shut off unused appliances.