Younger men have goopier cum because of all the microplastics

The whiskers are so long!!!

But what if my ears are cold

Oopsie, this ambulance is out of network

Blobin

Could have a non disparagement clause in their former agreement

My work once sent me to Madrid. I only have some high school Spanish.

I had a cold at the time and soon ran out of cough drops. My coworker told me where I could buy some more, and what to ask for.

When I got to the store, apparently I misremembered what he told me to say. I said to the woman, “quiero caramelos de mentales.”

She looked at me confused. I tried again, slower: “caramellos…de…mentales?”

She seemed a bit alarmed. She said something in Spanish. I said “lo siento, no comprendo.”

She called over her coworker, who asked me “what are you looking for?”

I said, “cough drops.” She looked confused. “Cough…drops? What is it?” I tried “caramelos de mentales” again, no success, just confusion.

Then I remembered I had some wrappers in my pocket so I pulled one out and showed her. Suddenly they both beamed with understanding. “Ohhh! Caramelos mentolados! You were asking for ‘brain candies.’ She thought you wanted something illegal.”

John Pinette: “I don’t know what gluten is but apparently it’s delicious”

I think what Prole is saying is that it shouldn’t fall to the library in the first place. The city should be responsible for finding a solution. I don’t think their comment was opposed to your actions (although I also initially interpreted it that way).

Hades

Hades 2

Same. HP could stand for “heaping pile.”

IT’S LOVELY WEATHER FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUU

Lina Khan 2028

Whippersnapper! Back in my day there was only Delta!

Tilley hat for me as well. The sun and I are not really friends

Also JP, but with Jaws as a close second

Alt+print screen+i 😎

Only if we can hold hands

I’ll be pooping

Your move, holy man