Improv

No

Does she like to sing Tequila?

Almost helped an old lady across the street, but then she said “I need about tree fitty” and that’s when I realized that this old lady was 10 stories tall and a crustacean from the Paleozoic Era.

Bugs Bunny

She’s a shit at least.

I’d like to see her try to wrangle up some gators to send to Florida. I’m sure they wouldn’t attack her or anything.

A wizard did it

Considering that Baja Blast only came out in 2004, I don’t think Cicero said it.

Gamers rise up?

Well yeah, it’s hard to fit a musket in to a candy bar.

A new breed of supercats figured out how to condense themselves enough so that they could fit in those holes. It was a sad day for mice everywhere.

Did you know that dihydrogen monoxide kills more people than any other liquid? And yet, the government does nothing to ban it. This deadly liquid could be anywhere, even in your home!

The Simpsons comes to mind. There’s usually a plot, but it’s not too complicated and each episode is self contained for the most part. Seinfeld is similar with possibly less plot (it is a show about nothing after all).

Star Tropics for the NES.

I feel the same way about taco cat.

I sleep in a racecar bed because I’m a big boy.

I’m good at navigating places, but GPS has made it a less useful skill.

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