I had friends in school and it still fucking sucked

The best part was music class and gym

College was better because people were more mature and in my experience the friend groups were more stable and less drama

This is the cursed case when you case the forbidden scroll of the ancients: switch (true) { }

edit: on second thought I’m not sure now I’ll have to think about how fall through cases work

nested lonely ifs?

someone execute this man at once

my toxic trait is that I do not walk up to a lion for fear they sense my schizo vibes

Reminds me of the insane LinkedIn post where a brilliant person was sharing their new equation which was essentially word + buzzword + AI.

I made a “you’re cool, you’re cool, you’re cool, not you” style meme but it was in text chat and it deeply upset the person I sent it to and I’m like fhsibdusjw

It is my bad though

fake: everyone doing freaky shit but me

gay: camping

I’m literally sick but they changed the policy for working when sick so I’m worried I’ll have to spend sick days when previously I could just work remotely.

and by “it” I mean … well … my pipeline