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minus-square🐑🇸 🇭 🇪 🇪 🇵 🇱 🇪🐑@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up67arrow-down1·edit-21 年前That just makes your players look for contraception Also yes medieval times did have contraceptives. In fact the history of contraceptives goes back WAAAY to Egypt
minus-squareummthatguy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·1 年前What are your thoughts on sheep intestines as a rudimentary “condom”?
minus-squareSusaga@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up77·1 年前Sure, but I’m part of the minority that likes to remove the rest of the sheep first.
minus-squaregibmiser@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 年前Sheep intestine = sheep asshole. Someone liked fucking sheep so mutch that they decided they wanted to fuck a sheep whenever they fucked a woman
minus-squareacockworkorange@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 年前I know (hope?) this is a joke, but for the curious: Intestines are traditionally what is used to make sausages to this day. So likely they thought if it was good enough to eat, good enough to fuck.
minus-squareGentlemanLoser@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 年前Cut an orange in half, scoop out the insides. Ancient diaphragm.
minus-squareVagabondShad@ttrpg.networkOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 年前Yep Ancient Egyptians used crocodile dung among other things. And now you know
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 年前They also drove a contrceptive plant extinct
minus-squareKallioapina@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 年前That was the Romans, not Egyptians. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silphium
minus-squareember@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 年前At least it teaches them to be resourceful and safe.
That just makes your players look for contraception
Also yes medieval times did have contraceptives. In fact the history of contraceptives goes back WAAAY to Egypt
What are your thoughts on sheep intestines as a rudimentary “condom”?
Sure, but I’m part of the minority that likes to remove the rest of the sheep first.
You murderer
Sheep intestine = sheep asshole. Someone liked fucking sheep so mutch that they decided they wanted to fuck a sheep whenever they fucked a woman
I know (hope?) this is a joke, but for the curious: Intestines are traditionally what is used to make sausages to this day. So likely they thought if it was good enough to eat, good enough to fuck.
If it works, it works.
Cut an orange in half, scoop out the insides. Ancient diaphragm.
Yep Ancient Egyptians used crocodile dung among other things.
And now you know
They also drove a contrceptive plant extinct
That was the Romans, not Egyptians. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silphium
At least it teaches them to be resourceful and safe.