🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years agoIs has all the nutrients the body needssh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square81fedilinkarrow-up1878arrow-down118
arrow-up1860arrow-down1imageIs has all the nutrients the body needssh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years agomessage-square81fedilink
minus-squareestoypoopin@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up60arrow-down1·2 years agoMay I also suggest, even easier than saltines, a nice tall, refreshing glass of water? The perfect meal replacement for those times when you’re too busy (or poor) to eat!
minus-square🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up40arrow-down1·2 years agoWater, like from the toilet?
minus-squareget_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up29·2 years agoOoh la la Mr. Fancy I Have A Toilet Man. No, WATER, like from a puddle on the sidewalk.
minus-squareKIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 years agoYou live somewhere where water just falls from the sky for free?
minus-squareTwoGems@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·2 years agoYou greedy communist! If you do that, then Nestle can’t bottle up all that fresh mone–I mean, water, up and help the free market!
minus-squaregibmiser@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·2 years agoI’ll 1up you. Take half a sleeve of saltines and put them in a big glass. Pour chocolate milk in the glass until it is half full and stir until thick. Bottoms up. On an unrelated note, I disgust my wife.
May I also suggest, even easier than saltines, a nice tall, refreshing glass of water? The perfect meal replacement for those times when you’re too busy (or poor) to eat!
Water, like from the toilet?
Ooh la la Mr. Fancy I Have A Toilet Man. No, WATER, like from a puddle on the sidewalk.
You live somewhere where water just falls from the sky for free?
Can’t afford Brandow.
Also shitjustworks !
You greedy communist! If you do that, then Nestle can’t bottle up all that fresh mone–I mean, water, up and help the free market!
I’ll 1up you. Take half a sleeve of saltines and put them in a big glass. Pour chocolate milk in the glass until it is half full and stir until thick.
Bottoms up.
On an unrelated note, I disgust my wife.
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