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Urethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Fake news, fake penis...

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Fake news, fake penis...

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Urethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    Depends on the profession, I suppose.

    Do dildo testers have a union?

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      what about dildo producers?
      Dildo designers?
      Dildo community managers?

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        bad dragon has merch

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        I need a FOSS dildo manager

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          You’ve led me on quite the rabbit hole of sex toy technology, kind stranger. Here are some of my finds:

          • First, a simple bluetooth sex toy app: https://github.com/dreadhonk/ToyControl.git

          • Connecting sex toys to several ero games: https://github.com/Sauceke/LoveMachine.git

          • Connecting sex toys to your VRChat avatar: https://github.com/SutekhVRC/VibeCheck.git

          • Transmitting Morse code via buttplug vibrations (For your chess cheating needs) : https://github.com/RonSijm/ButtFish.git

          And my favorite:

          • Connecting sex toys vibrations to kills in Team Fortress 2: https://github.com/fionafibration/team-frotress-2

          As a bonus, i also learned the term Teledildonics, which is cool.

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            Think about the cybersecurity implications - how many people get cheap shitty sex toys (jelly toys aren’t sanitizable btw 🤢). There’s already a lot of issues with smart lights, fridges, having default root passwords or already shipped compromised… now you can have a botnet inside your butt.

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              Buttnet, surely?

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                As long as it’s got a flared base.

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            You can’t just talk about teledildonics without mentioning the great buttplug.io. Its creator even has notifications set up for when someone mentions teledildonics on Reddit (maybe not anymore, haha). Many games have support for it through a mod and IIRC one officially released a ‘sex update’ to support buttplug.io. Not a sex game, by the way.

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        Don’t forget the programmers! (teledildonics)

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      Not sure, we’re mostly self employed and really work out at the end of the day

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        I hear it has its ups and downs

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          Lots of in, lotta outs…

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      Be the change you want to see in the world, I believe in you

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      No, they are in the business of getting fucked so a union would be a bad fit for them.

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      I wanna test condoms but they probably use dildos

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