• PopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyi
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    9 months ago

    What are ya talking about, brosef? That’s a great design! We’re engines of warfare, and in warfare machines, ya gotta have redundancy! More redundancy! And spread the vitals around, make sure a stray pinecone launched from a big 80 foot enemy war machine above ya doesn’t take ya out! The trees are coming!

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      9 months ago

      Dude, there’s pretty much only ONE part of the human body that can take a bullet without a high risk of death or permanent injury.

      Hint: it’s the thing most politicians talk out of.

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        9 months ago

        You’re fighting the wrong war, man! Trees don’t use bullets, they have BETTER weapons! Look out for the gimps! THE GIMPIE!