Do pirates count? Yo ho ho

Hue hue hue

I know this girl who NEVER laughs. She just deadpans “I’m dead.” I’m fucking hilarious, and it gives me low self esteem to hang out with her so I stopped. Now me and my real friends laugh about it.

Anyway I say “hoo hoo”

I’m an excessive gravitas person. Instead of laughing, I just narrow my eyes and glare at you in silence.

The wind dies. Nearby plants wither. Small children hide.

Hehe just makes me think of Michael Jackson so I say haha. Hehe if I’m trying to be Michael Jackson

Jajaja!

I used hehe a lot at one point, but it’s so uncommonly used I go with haha when I mean hehe.

My ex was a hoe hoe person.

Hah hah hah hah

Uh huh.

Ho ho, so you’re approaching me?

he he

Is that you Michael Jackson?

“Hi hi” is the standard in Morse code. But I am more of a ha ha person

I usually use “hehe” to express a more sheepish laugh

“Haha” for a more normal one

And “Hoho!” For a surprised/exited

Reminds me of this legend of a video