Which then contracts out the service to the gov’t for the same price, cuts the service down to the easiest bare minimum, manages to screw that up while gov’t takes the blame, requires double the money from the gov’t to hire a ton of labor since the service is vital, gets huge profits from taxpayer money while providing nothing, gets service barely operational, calls it a success, charges gov’t more, fires most of workforce, starts charging taxpayers monthly separately on top of gov’t contract, adds fees, never touches service again, uses ill-gotten double-dipped tax payer money to lobby gov’t for anti-competitive regulations so no other companies can “innovate” and provide features that existed for a century when the service wasrun by the gov’t.
Aha! The only solution to this endless waste of bureaucracy is privatization!
Which then contracts out the service to the gov’t for the same price, cuts the service down to the easiest bare minimum, manages to screw that up while gov’t takes the blame, requires double the money from the gov’t to hire a ton of labor since the service is vital, gets huge profits from taxpayer money while providing nothing, gets service barely operational, calls it a success, charges gov’t more, fires most of workforce, starts charging taxpayers monthly separately on top of gov’t contract, adds fees, never touches service again, uses ill-gotten double-dipped tax payer money to lobby gov’t for anti-competitive regulations so no other companies can “innovate” and provide features that existed for a century when the service wasrun by the gov’t.