• Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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    8 months ago

    You try and pet me and I’ll rip your face off with my hooked suckers.

    And yeah whatever. Cool creatures. You won’t think they’re so cool the fifth time they hit you up for money.

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      8 months ago

      Well of course, he or she would have to have a full time job and pay for their room and board, I’m not running a charity here.

      I can see it now. “Whatever happened to that guy in the apartment up there who had the pet squid? Nobody’s seen him in 15 weeks and something big is sloshing around in the dark up there.”