Instructions unclear. Sandworm popcorn bucket stuck up ass.
Wow how did you manage that my guy ?
He’s a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will
sheer fucking willsheer will to fuck
The instructions were unclear.
Can’t blame you
No no no you’re thinking of “fucking popcorn buckets” it’s a subtle but important dfference.
On the bright side, now if someone fucks your ass they also fuck the popcorn bucket. You can advertise it as a 2-for-1 special
Gonna need more butter flavored oil for this one
Stick a coated finger up there first to check if you’re allergic.
Redpill lifehack: Cut a hole in the bottom of a bucket to put your dick in, so your partner would occasionally find it.
Castrate results: After being uncomfortable in hot oily sharp corn nuggets, watch your partner grabbing corn without looking and trying to detach that smooth one that stuck onto something.
Love salt on the genitals.
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Let him cook…
Mmmm, glazed popcorn.
Hey, I ordered one o’ those! And it cost me $85 online!! I figured when else will i get a deal on a metal popcorn bucket with a fleshlight attachment?
But the bucket is metal so, you’ll need your light saber to make a hole for your dick in the bottom of it.
So a bunt cake pan with a fleshlight inserted into the middle?
Kernel or Colonel?
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