1800-800-OLÉ
It would be funnier if they all had the same number.
I don’t know, do you really want a mole catcher who moonlights as a chicken whisperer?
Hard yes.
Aren’t you worried they might get confused and catch the chicken, then whisper to the mole?
They may not be the one I want, but they are the one I need.
Or at least the same number of numbers.
I should call them, I got a bunch of squirrels that need to be given the bull treatment
rare example of real life shit post
Confuse-A-Cat Limited
Incorporating
Amaze-A-Vole LTD.
Stun-A-Stoat LTD.
Puzzle-A-Puma LTD.
Startle-A-Thompson’s Gazelle LTD.
Bewilderebeest INC.
Distract-A-Bee
Squirrel matador… If squirrels actually charged, I would pay to see this.
Baby, you can come over and juggle my frogs any time you want.
Those are some big-ass staples.
I think that’s the normal size for ass-staples. Unusual to hang a sign with them, though.
Looks more like something tied around the pole to me
Guess it’s in Wakefield, UK
I’m going with Australia
Actually, that’s just me. A frog that juggles regular things. I don’t juggle frogs, sorry.
Boys are back in town
I was a chicken tender for a few years
Better ketchup to the present.
please don’t
