cross-posted from: https://lemmy.one/post/13374455
Surveillance cameras showed a man walk up to the building soon after 4 a.m. on April 8 wearing a face covering, tactical vest and gloves, according to the U.S. Attorney’s Office and the FBI. The man then ignited an improvised explosive device, threw it at the main entrance then ran away. The bomb partially detonated, resulting in some minor fire damage, authorities said.
You see. Oklahoma, right? They’re not sending the best people. Right? That’s why we need to secure the boarder. Something like a great wall around their state.
And Oklahoma will pay for it!
With the long panhandle, that’s a pretty inefficient perimeter for the wall.
There’s only like 10 people who live there. Just fence those 10 in and it’s fine.
I live in Oklahoma, and I know at least eight people. I didn’t realize I was almost out of people.
In the panhandle.
Only like 10 people live in the panhandle.
Which is a common joke.
We’ll relocate the panhandle people and use it as a new Indian territory.
Make the panhandle great again!