Influenza is still the biggest threat to global health as WHO raises fears about the spread of avian strain
Influenza is the pathogen most likely to trigger a new pandemic in the near future, according to leading scientists.
An international survey, to be published next weekend, will reveal that 57% of senior disease experts now think that a strain of flu virus will be the cause of the next global outbreak of deadly infectious illness.
The belief that influenza is the world’s greatest pandemic threat is based on long-term research showing it is constantly evolving and mutating, said Cologne University’s Jon Salmanton-García, who carried out the study.
“Each winter influenza appears,” he said. “You could describe these outbreaks as little pandemics. They are more or less controlled because the different strains that cause them are not virulent enough – but that will not necessarily be the case for ever.”
It’s fine, I’ve stocked up on horse paste.
It’s apple flavored!
Eww. No thanks. I’ll stick with drinking bleach, thank you.
Okay, but remember, you can’t just drink bleach. You also have to shine a UV light up your ass for it to have the necessary antiviral effects.
Well then, good news. It’s a suppository!
I guess it’s time to invest in UV butt plugs.