• thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org
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    6 months ago

    Trump 's internal dialogue:

    Mmmmm cheeseburger. Ketchup… Wishing I could use some of that right now. I don’t need anybody’s ketchup. It’s nice. I don’t need anybody’s ketchup. I’m using my own ketchup. I’m not using Eric’s. What is he doing here? I’m not using his ketchup. I don’t care. I’ll throw it at a wall, I’ll show you that in a second. And by the way, I’m not even saying that in a braggadocios … that’s the kind of thinking you need for this country.

    Trump to his lawyers:

    Who’s that?

    (Points to Eric)

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      6 months ago

      Lawyer: that’s your son

      Turnip: hmmmm yes, I do own the sun, I have the best sun, it’s so bright and hot, at least one hundred hot. The best sun, if they find me guilty I’ll take the sun away.