• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    6 months ago

    Ok, but like statistically, most of them folk would be unable to get the gun (or the sauce) out of their boots when not at least sitting down.

    Then again, sitting whilst eating eggs is customary, and if they misbehave, well, use case confirmed.

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      6 months ago

      Maybe it’s just an elaborate bottle opener for when that stubborn cap isn’t bloody cooperating

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        6 months ago

        … not that the stubborn cap wouldn’t get shot at first … (with a regular gun, or with an elaborate gun disguised as a bottle opener)