So awkward, but come on it says right there on the package to wash those mushrooms or whatever it is… You’re not their mom but you don’t wanna eat feces or whatever ended up on the produce. A quick rinse is never going to be perfect but it’s better than nothing.
In the absence of legitimate suggestions, commiseration is welcome too 😉
From Serious Eats:
“Soggy” is an exaggeration.
It’s not about the absorption. They get soggy/slimy if you don’t immediately cook them
I think you’re about to cook them.