Oh, hi… you’re going to open me? I see…I guess you don’t feel like making any real food… again. Or maybe you just can’t cook. You should really do better, if nobody taught you to cook I guess it’s unlikely there’s anyone out there who particularly cares if you look after yourself but you should really have a little self respect. If that’s too hard for you, at the very least some basic survival instinct. I saw how many cans of soup you had in there with me, it’s a miracle you’re still breathing, frankly. Oh well…go ahead and pry me open, what’s one more failure at this point.
Oh, hi… you’re going to open me? I see…I guess you don’t feel like making any real food… again. Or maybe you just can’t cook. You should really do better, if nobody taught you to cook I guess it’s unlikely there’s anyone out there who particularly cares if you look after yourself but you should really have a little self respect. If that’s too hard for you, at the very least some basic survival instinct. I saw how many cans of soup you had in there with me, it’s a miracle you’re still breathing, frankly. Oh well…go ahead and pry me open, what’s one more failure at this point.
“You think I have bad taste? Oh honey, look at that top you’re wearing.”