I once flew on an airplane sat next to a masseuse who consumed most of her own small-sized bottle of liquor she had brought on board with her, and we talked extensively as she became drunker and then she gave me a massage. That was pretty pleasant tbh.
Maybe just make a habit of carrying a small bottle of liquor onto airplanes, and carry it up and down in the aisle making that “pspsps” noise you can use to summon cats.
I can’t think of anything more pleasant than having a drunk vegan activist drinking next to me
I once flew on an airplane sat next to a masseuse who consumed most of her own small-sized bottle of liquor she had brought on board with her, and we talked extensively as she became drunker and then she gave me a massage. That was pretty pleasant tbh.
I don’t know what to do with this information.
Maybe just make a habit of carrying a small bottle of liquor onto airplanes, and carry it up and down in the aisle making that “pspsps” noise you can use to summon cats.
Already standard practice!
Be thankful she’s not also a lawyer.