realitista@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 4 months agoI did it! I'm on Mars!lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1634arrow-down125file-text
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minus-squareEheran@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·4 months agoThe solar radiation is a long term problem, like not having food. Having no air is a tiny bit more of a “right now” problem.
minus-squarewreckedcarzz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·edit-24 months agoSolving Long Term Problems, part 4d: Take off your helmet, eat some moon mars rocks. Have your crewmates revive you and put your helmet back on. Chew, swalloe. We don’t know what happens after that but you might be OK. If you are hungry enough to eat a planet, you’re hungry enough for science. -Cave Johnson
minus-squareFlax@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 months agoCan’t tell if this is an actual Cave Johnson line or not
minus-squareFlihpFlorp@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 months agoI think the that’s a beauty of the unhinged beauty of Cave Johnson Maybe with the bouncy moon rock jelly acting as a diet thing
minus-squarewreckedcarzz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-24 months agoThe eggheads claim that ingesting repulsion gel causes random, explosive, uncontrollable and agonizing diarrhea. So I told them to figure it out; how are we supposed to sell this stuff as a water substitute with that holding us back?!
The solar radiation is a long term problem, like not having food. Having no air is a tiny bit more of a “right now” problem.
Solving Long Term Problems, part 4d:
Take off your helmet, eat some
moonmars rocks. Have your crewmates revive you and put your helmet back on. Chew, swalloe.We don’t know what happens after that but you might be OK. If you are hungry enough to eat a planet, you’re hungry enough for science.
-Cave Johnson
Can’t tell if this is an actual Cave Johnson line or not
I think the that’s a beauty of the unhinged beauty of Cave Johnson
Maybe with the bouncy moon rock jelly acting as a diet thing
The eggheads claim that ingesting repulsion gel causes random, explosive, uncontrollable and agonizing diarrhea. So I told them to figure it out; how are we supposed to sell this stuff as a water substitute with that holding us back?!