• KidsTryThisAtHome@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I want an update on his butthole the morning after, I love Carolina reaper hot sauce but PHEW, I have to limit myself if I don’t want too painful of a shit the next morning

    • OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      They had to surgically bypass his butthole, would have caused too severe damage and our plastic surgery hasn’t gotten buttholes down just yet. They installed a sting from his upper intestine directly to a lead-reinforced toulet.