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Lwaxana Troi@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 8 months ago

"YOU. THE ONE WHO IS MOVING NOW."

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"YOU. THE ONE WHO IS MOVING NOW."

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Lwaxana Troi@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 8 months ago
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  • OneCardboardBox@lemmy.sdf.org
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    8 months ago

    Sounds like a pretty shit security feature. I wonder if it would keep the door open if I were to print a photo of the owner and wear it like a mask.

    • pipes@sh.itjust.works
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      8 months ago

      Or lock me out when I just had an accident in the yard

  • Noxy@yiffit.net
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    Couldn’t you just, y’know…fucking lock the door when you leave the house?

    • TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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      8 months ago

      When carrying your keys with you is somehow a hard thing to do.

      • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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        8 months ago

        Today I learned that for some people taking a pill is a hard thing to do, so I’m not going to be surprised by anything at this point

  • cricbuzz [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    8 months ago

    the NESTification of our world and our neighbors is a worrying trend

    • Chinchillax@lemm.ee
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      Some annoying neighbor kids keep ringing our doorbell and running away. I’m hoping getting one of these will stop all the ding dong ditching :/

      I hate needing to buy one though. It doesn’t feel good

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        Just disconnect your doorbell. You can take the cover off of it, the wires are right there.

        • Chinchillax@lemm.ee
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          I do like this idea! Cheap too!

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            Yeah but the enjoyment of the young hooligans… They’ll just resort to TP!

        • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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          This is the way. Nothing happening is boring, so they go do some other mischief.

          Just Why is a doorbell fuse switch not mandatory?

        • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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          What if you want a doorbell for, you know, if someone wanted to ring it to let you know they are at your door or something

          • groucho@lemmy.sdf.org
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            8 months ago

            If they can’t text me I don’t want to deal with them.

            • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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              8 months ago

              Lmao

  • chillbo_baggins [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    8 months ago

    GLORY TO YOUR HOME SECURITY

    • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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      8 months ago

      GLORY TO YOU… AND YOUR HOUSE SECURITY SYSTEM

      come on man it was right there lol

  • hypeerror@sh.itjust.works
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    8 months ago

    The Duras home automation system is working exactly as designed.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    The real question is, where can I get that T-shirt?

  • data1701d (He/Him)@startrek.website
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    Next day: there’s a mek’leth jammed where your doorbell used to be.

  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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    This is not your doorbell. It’s run by nest.

  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.worldBanned from community
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    “GLORY TO YOU AND YOUR HOUSE… BUT THIS IS NOT YOUR HOUSE!”

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Ring Doorbell: “There is no glory here! Go away!”

  • Kabutor@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I get the reference of the post title, just rewatched Lower Decks :D

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    Dishonor on your AI!

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