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minus-squarepsycho_driver@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up101·edit-22 months agoGoogle: Hey we have this assistant feature . . Me: No Google: If you decide you want to try out new assistant . . Me: No Google: All you gotta do is … Me: No Me: Hmm I wonder what the quickest way to the event would be Google Assistant: lol hey I was listening just in case you needed me, would you like my recommendations on clothes you can buy for the event?
minus-squareLazycog@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up58·2 months ago… One Android update later Me: skips “new on android” screen Me: wonder what this new button does tap Google Assistant: heyheyheeey
minus-squareSaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up20·edit-22 months agoWassa wassa wassa wassa wassuuuuuuuup? Google Assistaaaaaaaaaant!
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down5·2 months agoAnd now I’m looking at iPhones again.
Google: Hey we have this assistant feature . .
Me: No
Google: If you decide you want to try out new assistant . .
Me: No
Google: All you gotta do is …
Me: No
Me: Hmm I wonder what the quickest way to the event would be
Google Assistant: lol hey I was listening just in case you needed me, would you like my recommendations on clothes you can buy for the event?
… One Android update later
Me: skips “new on android” screen
Me: wonder what this new button does tap
Google Assistant: heyheyheeey
Wassa wassa wassa wassa wassuuuuuuuup? Google Assistaaaaaaaaaant!
Mesa called Goo Goo Assist.
G CONNEEEEEEEEECT!
Sseth here
And now I’m looking at iPhones again.