23 Data Miners and Me.
The worst thing is I’ve never consented to them having my DNA but they have half of it anyway thanks to my brother…
My identical twin brother who gave it to them…
Having asleep zombie family can be the worst.
But you can get some sick abs!
stops mid stroke wait, those things are for saliva?
Yes. The other liquid only has half the DNA and they don’t do half price.
DNA might contain health information, but unlike a doctor’s office, 23andMe is not bound by the health-privacy law HIPAA. And the company’s privacy policies make clear that in the event of a merger or an acquisition, customer information is a salable asset. 23andMe promises to ask its customers’ permission before using their data for research or targeted advertising, but that doesn’t mean the next boss will do the same. It says so right there in the fine print: The company reserves the right to update its policies at any time. A spokesperson acknowledged to me this week that the company can’t fully guarantee the sanctity of customer data, but said in a statement that “any scenario which impacts our customer’s data would need to be carefully considered. We take the privacy and trust of our customers very seriously, and would strive to maintain commitments outlined in our Privacy Statement.”
We take it very seriously, just not as seriously as money.
I had my sample destroyed the day they went public.
*you hope
They seem trustworthy. /s
Nope, I never did
But you can’t control what your family does.