Image of a hand holding a small business card. Card reads:
Dr Crobar’s Lung Extensions Shh! Don’t tell anyone I handed you this card
With extended lungs you can: • Scream longer • Breathe harder • Brag about extended lungs
This procedure is not legal but I will do it for you. Do not tell the police or my family
I love having my lungs go down into my thighs, it’s so fun when I sit down!
Didn’t you get the full pamphlet? They hang over like extended breasts, duh.