Image of a hand holding a small business card. Card reads:
Dr Crobar’s Lung Extensions Shh! Don’t tell anyone I handed you this card
With extended lungs you can: • Scream longer • Breathe harder • Brag about extended lungs
This procedure is not legal but I will do it for you. Do not tell the police or my family
I’m emailing them let’s see if someone actually has that email
Look further into the comments, someone already emailed them and got a response LOL!
But hey, if you get a response that differs from that, by all means share it. 👍
Long Lung Club!