I tried to tell this to some kid at my child’s school’s trunk or treat the other day he said, “sorry all I have is a pillowcase” and I said dude that’s the way to rock it. You can fit way more candy in it. Plus you can sneak some in your room by stuffing your pillow in there. I never used a bucket as a kid. I always used the pillowcase.
Now that I think about it we were also really poor…
Pshh, this fat cat capitalist could afford a pillow case. I had to use an old flour burlap sack to carry my tricker day sweets.
Wow, you had flour at your house? Who’s the capitalist pig now? Must’ve been nice eating bread.
That’s just an unconfortable pillow case
you can’t sling a plastic bucket over your shoulder.
pillowcase is the obvious choice for endurance.
Kids who show up with pillow cases get extra candy from me.
Plastic bucket with a backpack. So you can empty the bucket into the backpack. And people will think you don’t have enough candy and they’ll give you more.
Delia is going to flip when she sees you’ve used the good linens.
One of my kids dressed as a farmer.
He took a gumboot. Fucking legend
Thought the bottom one was a badly wrapped gift, now that’s petrifying
