Welcome back and thanks for all the fish

I don’t trust them either

Times sure have changed since “no Irish need apply”

Pretending that we have a functioning, representative government that is accountable to the people

Also: Pictures of my magnetic grocery list.

I feel like my life would t be any different. I’d be a wizzard with an annoying job dealing with people who don’t understand magic and all the familial obligations.

I’d be fine, which is nice, but I’d just be me in another universe.

Maybe I’d be longing for a less weird universe. And that makes me sad.

So I guess I would t like to live in Discworld universe. I wouldn’t be the wyrdest person there.

I’d find some small tropical moon and set up orbital defenses

My last words will be “Just one… more… turn”

It’s just fun that it’s happening here. Feels like the platform is maturing.

Sadly yes

I doubt someone who voted for Trump understands the difference between a criminal and civil violation. Hell, our own government treats ICE like a criminal law enforcement agency with guns and bullet proof vests, not clipboards and name tags.

Dumb motherfucker forgot that “criminal illegal immigrant” is redundant. If they’re illegal, they’re criminals, even if it’s overstaying their visa. Including his wife.

I’ve met people who think their desktop PC is the “hard drive” but they’re all over 60.

I read the headline to the tune of My Funny Valentine

One feature I liked about Kbin was that my own comments weren’t upvoted automatically

So this greentext might actually come true?

It’s a long, long way down and there’s no climbing back

You know what my grandfather did to fight fascism? He carried a Garand and a 50lb satchel charge.

Fuck voting. Fuck letters. Fuck calls.

So we yell at someone who yells at someone who then says “No.” and then we’re back where we started.

Plus my democratic Senator has brain damage and I have no democratic representative.

The TEA Party, apart from being funded by oligarchs, relied upon their target audience’s patriotism.

The left has no patriotism because we know history, so it won’t work on us.