bratorange@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 hours agoThis world is cruel…feddit.orgimagemessage-square234fedilinkarrow-up1655arrow-down15
arrow-up1650arrow-down1imageThis world is cruel…feddit.orgbratorange@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 hours agomessage-square234fedilink
minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·5 hours agoThen when you meet her you can’t the service up. “I swear I’ve never had this happen before”
minus-squareCancerMancer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 hours agoWhen you propose it comes with an SLA
minus-square𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙼𝚎𝚘𝚠@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 hours ago“I have 99,99% uptime I swear!”
Then when you meet her you can’t the service up. “I swear I’ve never had this happen before”
When you propose it comes with an SLA
“I have 99,99% uptime I swear!”