Give me arbitrary code execution and privilege escalation in the simulation we live in and I’ll be satisfied.
I’d like that too, but I don’t know how to program so it’d turn out to be a pretty cruel joke. I’d need that plus access to interdimensional internet so I could download scripts and be a scriptkiddy of reality.
Isn’t divine powers all of these?
The most op power in my eyes is super speed. You basically get infinite, on demand mass, strength and endurance, and can (assuming you can go really fast) time travel
That being said, the only super power I’d ever want is the ability to create fast-acting hormones of my choosing, with my nails acting as syringes when willed to be able to inject or secrete them
AKA Emporio Ivankov
I mean, Magic is just “all of the above”.
Where is Attractive Enby? 😥
Vampirism
Invisibility, chameleon, shapeshifter.
The Redundant Spy.
Insanely Rich, Submariner, Shape Shifter.
Now let’s go explore the titanic shall we?
I would say with ‘insanely rich,’ ‘intellect’ and ‘gadgets,’ you could pretty much achieve any of the rest you wanted on your own.
Plus insanely rich is the best way to do things like have people adore you, avoid jail, etc., depending on where you live of course.
Personally I would prefer heightened memory to intellect. But a way to not let the embarrassing moments affect my brain at all.
Mr Wayne?
With chameleon, healing and unarmed combat I could rule the world.
Easy: Attractive Female, Attractive Male and implants.
“What kind of implants?”
“Yes.”
Vibrating hand.
This is so imbalanced and vague.
People used to go full on Rainman designing these CYOAs.
HeroMaker3
What exactly are divine powers? Are you basically the blue dude from Watchmen?
1 level 2 and 2 level 1 Cleric spells
I can’t even Remove Disease?! Fuck that shit!
Yeah, that one could easily include all the others and more
Is that… Cartman?
Episode Fun with Weapons, I think was the name. It’s about the boys being obsessed with anime warriors and their weapons. This is the anime persona of Cartman.
It was probably one of the funnier episodes. Highly recommend!
🎶 Let’s fighting love! 🎶
The religion is Shinto and you gain the powers of a kappa
The religion is Greganism. Greg believes in Ferraris and Skittles.
Ever drink Bailey’s from a show?
divine is religion based. like spawning 6 arms and dividing oceans. powering things up by blessing and being able to seal or banish evil.
dr. manhatten is physics based. he could maybe do similar things, but his powers are not magical. he can’t force a spirit to stay in a piece of armor or things like that.
A very interesting explanation. Totally enjoy the physics aspect! Maybe that can ne the radiation power??
teleport, size manipulation, super smell. i am constantly teleporting into the rectums of famous actresses and experiencing ego death as their farts wash over me and erase all other sensations. i don’t even remember my name or how long I’ve been doing this for. all i know is my mission. i am the fartshifter
Attractive male, insanely rich, intellect.
Y’all have fun being superheroes. I’m gonna enjoy the fuck out of life.
Why would you pick intellect if you wanted a good time? Isn’t ignorance bliss?
Yes but that haven’t received the intelligence power yet so they don’t know that
There’s no rules that says having powers mean you have to be a superhero
You could also be a supervillain… >:)
Aww, cute sad walrus emoji
Immortal, invulnerable, teleport. I can be where I want to be, when I want to be, until the end of time.
I recently realized how much I say my password in my head while typing it. For me, I’d swap invulnerable with telepathy and steal all the passwords!
But you age.
Even if “immortality” is the sucky kind, invulnerability kind of implies that you’re immune to the aging process.
The fact that invulnerability is on the list strongly implys that “immortality” just means agelessness.
Can’t wait to spend trillions of years floating in the vacuum of space or crushed inside a black hole while unable to die. Immortality is the worst possible curse, not a super power.
