Thought that was a raw chicken for a second

There’s a certain threshold when you’re no longer upset, just impressed. Like if someone ate my slice of cake vs they ate the entire fridge.

AI

It’s in my head now, so might as well share

https://youtu.be/KMYN4djSq7o

“For a relaxed vagina, on the go!”

Was the bag actually paper before, or paper lined with plastic?

It’s reversed from the movie iirc

AI slop of an old joke?

Or violently ripped from your face and swallowed up in a tangle of fabric

He’s talking to himself? Must be the lack of sleep.

It could be worse

I’ve seen a few versions of this. Does anyone what the original was?

He’s just very forward thinking. In 14000 years you’ll be sorry for not heading this warning!

Early Premature access

Lol I can’t breathe

Mitsubishi too

Melted brie

I’ve now thrown out all my toothbrushes and toilet paper. My fridge and pantry have been emptied entirely, and the bookshelf has been purged. Maybe this wasn’t the best approach.

My truck is lifted so that I can safely cruise over all the babies in the road. Just gotta keep them between the tires.

What about mittens?