Lee Duna@lemmy.nz to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoTrump says he’s bringing back plastic straws in new executive orderwww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square71fedilinkarrow-up1266arrow-down114
arrow-up1252arrow-down1external-linkTrump says he’s bringing back plastic straws in new executive orderwww.independent.co.ukLee Duna@lemmy.nz to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square71fedilink
minus-squareadarza@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·3 days agolemme guess. he slobbers all over his straws and the one time he was served a paper-based straw it got a little ‘mushy’.
minus-square100@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up13·3 days agolike windmills ruined his golf course view so they must be the worst way to generate energy
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-22 days agoPaper straws do get mushy all the time, even if you don’t slobber all over them. On the other hand, they have a much less severe microplastics problem and I think my brain and balls are running out of room for microplastics.
lemme guess. he slobbers all over his straws and the one time he was served a paper-based straw it got a little ‘mushy’.
like windmills ruined his golf course view so they must be the worst way to generate energy
Paper straws do get mushy all the time, even if you don’t slobber all over them.
On the other hand, they have a much less severe microplastics problem and I think my brain and balls are running out of room for microplastics.