• 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    12 hours ago

    The only product I’ve ever first heard of via an Internet ad that I tried and was exactly as advertised is my Groove Life belt. This thing is fuckin’ nice and has a lifetime guarantee. I can send it back for a different color if I wanted to, and I’ve had it for a few years now.

    Everything else I’ve tried after finding it from ads online has sucked major balls or been basically no better than a cheaper brand.

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      6 hours ago

      Yes! My wife was going to leave me and run off with my conventionally attractive neighbour, but then I discovered Groove Life™! I immediately called their toll-free number and ordered a pair of Groove Life™ socks. My life has never been the same since! Once he saw me walking down the street with new-found confidence thanks to my Groove Life™ socks, my neighbour dumped my wife and moved in with me.

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        My entire family had been skinned alive and I was made to watch it all. I was depressed and about to kill myself. But then I discovered Groove Life™. The first time I put them on, I felt a spiritual presence enter my heart. This presence whispered “Make sure you tell your friends and family that Groove Life™ are now 15% off when purchased with Kohl’s Cash” and I have never felt the same since.