A) Funeral, casket and burial, or B) Get myself taxidermied ?

  • HelixDab2@lemm.ee
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    7 days ago

    Have your corpse wrapped in a tarp and weighted down with concrete blocks from a construction site, and have it tossed in an abandoned quarry. That’s probably about the cheapest way; should only cost about $10 for the tarp, and then gas money.

    • FarraigePlaisteach@lemmy.worldOP
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      6 days ago

      I like that one, thanks. I could probably enlist an apprentice serial killer to help with that. Although I’m not sure how I’ll issue him with his certificate.