Someone toss his ass in prison already!
It’s a single car company. World economy doesn’t depend on Tesla’s success. Not even the American economy. If Tesla dies, it’s just a canary in the coalmine for much, much bigger economic problems. Like, you know, how they put dipshits in the White House, or something. So it’s kind of interesting that Elon has a moment of lucidity here, because no one around him seems to realise how screwed they are.
“If I drive us all off a cliff, I won’t be using my eject button”
Even in his expressed delusions, he continues lying to everyone else
a rat is suppose to flee a sinking ship, not sink with it. maybe if you wernt on drugs 100% of the time.
Fuck off and die Elon.
Just gotta love the sudden change in demeanor in the pictures of articles regarding him.
Destroying the country? Laughs and jumps. Losing everything he “worked” for? Serious face.
Bye Elon get out of here.
He’s like the bad guy from titanic
I didn’t watch that movie was it the iceberg?
It’s because the company is fully subsidized by carbon credits and government funding. The crazy brand valuation is based on fully autonomous driving and person less cabs which will never happen at Tesla.
And vibes, don’t forget how the traders love their vibes!
a.k.a government handouts
I wonder who’s fucking fault that is
I was living under the idea that the Load bearing snake oil salesman of the American Economy was Sam Altman.
Tesla board is not doing it’s job if they don’t replace Musky
At least the converse isn’t necessarily true
I’m sick of Elon’s bitch ass face.
Exactly! I’m ardently waiting for someone to dirt nap this clown, so I never have to think about him again.
He’s scared to take a shit without an armed guard. Aparently, conveying this information counts as inciting violence on reddit. I just publically imagined having to stand there and listen to that flabby windbag take a shit and declared he couldn’t pay me enough. He thinks everyone else is as greedy as he is, and in his shitty vampire circle, he’s pretty much right. You couldn’t pay me enough to kiss that ass. My self respect is not up for sale
I would genuinely rather live under an overpass than have such a horrible job as having to work directly for that monster.
Also, it makes sense he would have such a fear of the bathroom; rats, snakes, specialized robots, and tentacles (in Futurama) can all make their way up into a toilet through the sewer system.
Edit: I just realized elon’s ketamine addled brain might genuinely worry that the sewer mutants from Futurama might pull him down there.
Stop, I can only get so erect!
Funny how he’s figured that out after it happens.
Are you maining with a lemmynsfw account?
1000%
Thats some big dick energy, so…probably the right instance.
100%, reddit with balls and other notable things.
Says the guy who helped drive the “Ship of America” into the iceberg.
