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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 17 days ago

Anon has fries

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Anon has fries

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 17 days ago
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  • Flax@feddit.uk
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    17 days ago

    Fake: Girl is interested in anon

    Gay: Anon isn’t interested in girl

  • Uli@sopuli.xyz
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    Anon made the right call, she only wanted him for his fries, she would have been gone once the fries were gone.

    • LostXOR@fedia.io
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      Like a seagull. :/

  • unalivejoy@lemmy.zip
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    Good on you, Anon. She was obviously drunk and would be unable to consent.

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      Who knows, maybe she has high blood pressure and can’t properly consent to the fries.

  • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
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    Honestly, I’d probably find the situation equally weird myself. Go away, I’m hungry.

  • Tattorack@lemmy.world
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    Just because you’re horny, doesn’t mean I’m horny. I just bought food. I’m hungry, not horny.

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    Girl only wants one thing, and it’s disgusting!

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    Fries are usually not going to get you laid. But sharing a couple fries would’ve improved anon’s likability among that girl and maybe her friends, which is probably not a bad thing.

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      A person who cannot provide their own fries is not a viable or suitable mate. Anon made a prudent decision.

  • QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works
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    Anon wouldn’t have gotten jackshit even if she gave this woman a french fry buffet, his moves were based and chadpilled.

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