• BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Turkeys are some of dumbest fucking birds that roam this planet. A turkey headed hydra would kill itself within minutes of it’s own existence.

    I do nothing.

    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Domestic turkeys are indeed stupid, but they are also rather aggressive. You might be ok if it is a domestic turkey.

      Wild turkeys are an entirely different beast. They are smart, will ambush prey of opportunity, are rather territorial, and they can fly short distances. You wanna shoot the wild turkey hydra, though that model does indicate that it’s a domestic turkey hydra.

      My parents raised turkeys, in Southern Indiana, and my brothers and I routinely startled flocks of turkeys in the woods.